My New PSR Sex NINE Oh Oh
Oh what a beautiful morning
Oh what a beautiful day.
Bought myself a new keyboard
Just itching to sit down and play.
There’s marmite all over the touch screen
There’s marmalade smeared down the side
The buttons all tiny and rubbery
And all what I need is in “hide”
The joystick looks weak and all wobbly
Viagra I suppose could make it straight
The shiny white keys are all smiling
And the reg buttons number just eight.
I ponder the size of the keypad
And think of all things that have gone
I search all over the panel face
So how do you turn the thing ON!
Ex Dentyr.