Cricket (as explained to a foreign visitor)

[Hugh-AR]

Cricket

(as explained to a foreign visitor)

You have two sides, one out in the field and one in.

Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out.

When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get those coming in out.

Sometimes you get men still in and not out.

When both sides have been in and out (including the not outs) ...

THAT'S THE END OF THE GAME.

HOWZAT!

[Ron]

EH, wot?

Ron

[barwonfan]

Cricket is on many people's mind at the moment but I cannot resist posting this .Apologies to owners of Skunks. Apparently they can make delightful pets. But, I cannot resist posting this. J.T.

Reminds me of the little boy who had three pet skunks. He called on "In" and one "Out"
His mother wondered how he knew which was which. "Oh " he said "Instinct".