I got up Monday morning
To face a brand new day
I went to my computer
I check my mail that way.
I saw a little movement
Above me on the wall
It was my Lady Spider
She had come to call.
I went on to my keyboard
Some songs for her to play
She came up to the ceiling
And settled, just to stay.
I could not put her out just now
It just would not be right
The neighbours would be talking
“That lady stayed last night!”
I went and had a shower
To get all nice and clean
And when I got back to my room
She’s nowhere to be seen.
So she can please herself
Tucked up by my modem
Sitting on the shelf.