My New PSR Sex NINE Oh Oh

Oh what a beautiful morning
Oh what a beautiful day.
Bought myself a new keyboard
Just itching to sit down and play.

There’s marmite all over the touch screen
There’s marmalade smeared down the side
The buttons all tiny and rubbery
And all what I need is in “hide”

The joystick looks weak and all wobbly
Viagra I suppose could make it straight
The shiny white keys are all smiling
And the reg buttons number just eight.

I ponder the size of the keypad
And think of all things that have gone
I search all over the panel face
So how do you turn the thing ON!

Ex Dentyr.

I have signed myself off as Ex. Dentyr because if my wife finds out I've bought myself a new keyboard she'll kill me.
The funeral is next Wednesday.

Den

Nice one Den how are you going to hide it from the governor?

Hello Roy, Unfortunately she is in permanent care and when I take it in to play for her she probably won't remember five minutes later. Sad I know but that is the way it is. Thanks for your reply. Regards, Den.

Had the silly thing for three days, now it is posted on Gumtree for sale. Back to my lovely Tyros4.
Regards,Den.

Hello All, Have now kept the thing and beginning to reign it in. I WILL NOT be beaten by a machine. It is the perversity of the inanimate object. I WILL WIN!!! "Fools rush in where angels fear to tread" Regards,Den.

Hey Den, I don't know why you don't like it I have the Genos and it's the best keyboard I have ever had, I know of a couple of people who have not stuck with it and I can't understand why. I also know a couple of people who have the PSR SX900 and are loving them, you now have 3 right hand voices which has never been on the PSR range before but if you have moved from a T4 then you have not lost anything. The touch screen is great and you don't have to go through pages and pages of stuff to get to want to look at it's virtually all there in front of you. I am sorry I didn't see this post before because if you need any help you only have to ask as it is very similar to the Genos the main difference is yours doesn't have the real drums.
Bill