Julie Andrews at 79

[papadeedee]

To Commemorate her 79th birthday, At Manhattan's Radio City Music Hall, Julie Andrews sung "My Favoutite Things" with these words

Botox and nose drops and needles for knitting, Walkers and hand rails and new dental fittings
Bundles of magazines tied up in string, These are a few of my favourite things

Cadillacs and cataracts, hearing aids and glasses, Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses
Pacemakers and golf carts and porches and swings, These are a few of my favourite

When the pipes leak, when the bones creak, when the knees go bad,
I simply remember my favourite things then I don't feel so bad

Hot teas and crumpets and corn pads for bunions, No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions
Bathrobes and heating pads and hot meals they bring, These are a few of my favourite things

Back pain, confused brains and no need for sinnin', thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin'
and we won't mention our short shrunken frames, When we remember our favourite things

When the joints ache, when the hips break, when the eyes grow dim,
Then I remember the great life I've had and then I don't feel so bad.